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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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