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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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