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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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