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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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