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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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