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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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