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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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