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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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