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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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