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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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