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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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