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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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