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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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