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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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