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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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