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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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