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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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