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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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