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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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