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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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