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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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