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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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