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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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