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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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