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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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