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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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