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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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