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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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