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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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