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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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