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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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