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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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