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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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