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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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