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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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