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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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