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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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