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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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