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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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