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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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