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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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