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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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