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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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