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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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