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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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