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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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