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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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