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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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