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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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