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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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