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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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