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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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