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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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