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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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