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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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