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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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