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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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