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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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