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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗
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