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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃
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