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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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