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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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