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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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