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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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